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Monday, March 04, 2002
Has anyone seen this one Disney World ad where it's like a spelling bee, and the kic has to spell out "microphone", or some word like that, and starts with "M-I-C" and then some damn old fart moron guy in the audiance starts going "K-E-Y" and all the old saggy wind bags start chiming in? What the hell kind of crap is that? I mena, really, why the hell didn't the damn MC of the event tell the old man to shut his damn yap or he was gonna get thrown out the thing? Oh, wiat, i forgot, it's CUTE and it's DISNEY so we should all be HAPPY and chime in. BULLCRAP. You KNOW that girl had to have been disqualifed from the thing because of that. So now, this girl is gonna end up living her life thinking "Why the hell did David Corruthers' grandpa decide to go senile then?! I HATE HIM! I HOPE HI FAMILY DIES!" and she's out all the scholarships she could've gotten, and she's in therapy because of David's grandpa. Yeh, I could be her grandfather, but, I don't kow, something about that girl says that she's got a NORMAL grandfather that knows where the hell he his and what the hell is going on around him.
Old people who went to strip clubs are dumb, and this commerical jsut proves it. Well, so did the time one of my uncles went and screamed out my name during my grammer school graduation, in a church, and everyone stopped to look at him, but that's another story. Which also has my cousins coming up to me to tell me they'll be at the house later, I mena, come on, was that nessicary? BAH! Where was I? O yeh, Disney needs to get it's act back together and pull that damn ad, because you KNOW some old duffer is gonna go and pull that stunt, and cost the kid a victory in a spelling bee, and that kid is gonna hook up with the mob and off his old sorry ass, and it'll all be Disney's fault, but they'll settle out of court for fifty bucks and a hambuger. This is why new Disney sucks ass.
Nick The Bard 8:03 PM
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