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Friday, June 07, 2002
So anyway, what's the worst webpage you can think of?
The Yaffa webpage.
Yaffa is some kind of crappy storage system thing, like Tupperware, but only "funky", or something. It's the kind of stuff you end up seeing being used in those "higher education" kind of toy catolouges, you know, where the toys are education, made of wood, and entertaining to the adults who buy them cause they were rasied on that stuff in their mansions, or because the school love those kinds of toys. Anyway, you go to the webpage and start looking around the guestbook, and theres morons posting dumb things. It's liek EVERY post is...
"Can I get a catouluge?"
or
"Please send me a catolouge, and here's my address to send me it!"
Why the hell would you actually put your damn HOME ADDRESS in a web site guestbook? You might as well put "Send me porn! Send me rabid porcupines! Send me boiling egg shaped pudding!" along with it.
The commericals aren't any better, what with that annoying lady screaming "Go Yaffa!" every other line, and ripping off her underwear and throwing it inot he Yaffa blocks. No wonder so many of the peopel there are trying to get a date with her, they think she's easy or something. Of course theres other people in the guestbook talking about the Yaffa religion of you dig deep enough. Gah, that place is weird.
Nick The Bard 12:17 PM
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